But seriously, who knew blatant irresponsibility could be so lucrative?

Considering the fact that I mortgaged my house and signed away my first born child to get into this little production, you’d think I might be spared the paid advertisements while I’m trying to enjoy my $75 drink, popcorn and Ju-Ju Bee combo meal.

I think this joke pretty much writes itself.

The only thing this is saving is the sheep I’m not counting.

I’m mostly just not sure how well this thing’ll reheat.

Oh, I get it. 8 kids, 8 legs.

Now I just lose sleep thinking about the sheer genius behind that one.