iSuper sick of this naming format.

What? You mean what happens in one location can’t be taken to another location? Crap, I guess I should probably try to get my money back on that stupid teleporter I just bought.

Clearly what you meant to say was “Do me a Flavor Flave”.

When someone tells me you are super smart, I will say “no way”, to which they will say nothing.

I love this little jewel so much, I plan to wear it for the rest of my life — or at least until I can afford to replace it with some unsightly laser scar tissue.

Of course I use product. I put product on my product.

What one word comes to mind when I think of chameleon paint? hmmmm, I guess it would have to be classy.

…when you totally know you do, and love every cheese dripping minute of it.

I like to walk out of my local Target without being shoe horned into a 7 minute schpill on the death of the environment and the evils of corporate America (slash) membership drive. But ya know, maybe it’s just me.

I have killer chops. Tender. Juicy. Center cut.

Is it still cool to make fun of the most vocally challenged, misguided links of our society?

Apparently the makers of American Idol think so.

If I want cheesy contrived drama, I think I’ll stick to the telenovela.

Quite frankly, I don’t think I want anything, most certainly food, off any location that has been previously “bellied up to”.

Trust me, it was my pleasure. Jack ass.

Oddly, I’ve seen this movie 47 times and it hasn’t even been released.

Or what I like to call showing what happens next before it happens next. It’s like being in a time machine without leaving the couch.

Sure, I like food, but I actually consider myself much more of a Drinkie; although, I don’t typically like to be painted with that brush.

Rock of Love 1, 2, and Charm School clearly should have been on this list as soon as they were announced –  but somehow the oddly entertaining human train wreck became my guilty pleasure.

As for Rock of Love 3… I guess you have to draw the personal dignity line somewhere.  Bret, are you with me?

So exactly which years are we talking about here? All the years since they invented the Gregorian calendar, or all the years I’ve been so trashed at midnight that I didn’t even know it was a new year.