I don’t know what’s more annoying — the term, or the process.

Full Saturation. Mission Accomplished.

32″ Plasma T.V. - $399.99

Waiting in line at the crack of dawn like some mindless jackass just so you can save a few extra bucks; apparently priceless.

I like to spend my free time worrying about what other countries think of the U.S. Mostly I just imagine the day when Euros are as excited to see Americans as they were in say……1944.

I had an idear once. I called him Bambi.

It’s probably a good time to tell you that those giant people on the enormous screen in front of you — um, yeah, they’re not real.

Instead of spending all your time attending rallies and crafting signs and merchandise to support “Our Dear Leader”, perhaps I can interest you in a book. A history book.

What? Hello Kitty isn’t good enough anymore?

I see how you are.

As much as I like my package to soak up the elements while it waits unannounced on my front porch — it might actually be time for UPS and FedEx to tell their employees about that magic little button erected on most houses. It’s called a doorbell.

Today, I am faced with possibly the most important decision of my adult lifetime.

………hmmmmm, free coffee, free donut, free beer or free body piercing? Free coffee, free donut, free beer or free body piercing?

How many straps, zip ties, twist ties, fasteners, and holders does it really take to restrain an action figure?

Apparently, like a zillion.

So you’re really ready to take a bullet for that piece of double fudge cheesecake, huh?