Eating Cake While Rome is Burning

admin — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 03:37:49 +0000

Mmmmm, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom…

The Term Man-Cave

admin — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 03:32:50 +0000

I thought we weren’t suppose to talk about man-cave.

The Uber-Scripted Reality Show DC Cupcakes

admin — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 03:25:51 +0000

The only thing more annoying than Katherine … is Sophie.

Slow on Slow Vehicle Passing

admin — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:55:34 +0000

Or what I like to call a Semi and/or crappy RV passing another Semi and/or crappy RV that is going basically the same speed. Extra points for the jack ass that does it on the incline.

The Kate Gosselin Media Obsession

admin — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:50:40 +0000

I’m so confused. Is producing a litter of children a good thing then…, or not?

The De-Patriotic-ing of Wonder Woman

admin — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:07:43 +0000

Oh yeah, I forgot, we’re all just citizens of the world now.

The Incessant Coverage of Jake and Vienna

admin — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:03:18 +0000

Okay, so what’s it gonna cost me to get Britney Spears to shave her head again?

Threatening to Kick Someone’s Ass

admin — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 16:35:27 +0000

…when clearly you need to kick your own.

Tiny World Travelers

admin — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 16:30:25 +0000

For everyone who wasn’t listening last time. When you turn 16 around here, you get a driver’s license, a cheesy birthday party and the keys to the car…. not a compass, a one man craft and a 30 day supply of food.

Me Having to Ask for a Refill

admin — Sat, 29 May 2010 15:40:37 +0000

My tip rate is 5 cents per ounce.