Blaming McDonald’s for Crappy Parenting

admin — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 18:03:15 +0000

I gave little Timmy the keys to the car and the reigns to the family budget and it’s been nothin’ but Happy Meals ever since.

Adding Unnecessary S’s to Words

admin — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 17:52:09 +0000

Up to and including: yous, whateves and for reals, with extra emphasis on yous.

From here forward, an extra s may only be added to the word jack asss.

Fabulous Cakes

admin — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 17:40:22 +0000

Also accepted: cakes that looks like anything but cake, and/or cakes that cost more than my car.

Combining Annoying Reality Shows

admin — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 20:56:20 +0000

Listen up TLC, you’re already asking a hell of a lot out of me to tolerate the existence of these shows individually, please don’t make me shoot my own TV….again.

Naming Things After the Undeserving

admin — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 20:50:51 +0000

Really Seaside? Really?

The Phrase “Just Sayin”

admin — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 20:45:58 +0000

Let me get this straight, so now you’re telling me after everything that you say that you were just saying what you just said? Should I be taking notes?

Pretending Kids are Terrorists

admin — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 21:44:52 +0000

Timmy loved flying to grandma’s house, especially during that one 3 minute window when he got to pretend he lived in Soviet Russia.

T.V. Pop-ups

admin — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 21:16:25 +0000

Pop-ups are so universally well received on the internet, why wouldn’t they be used in television?

Banning U.S. Flags … in the U.S.

admin — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 20:16:53 +0000

I think I liked it better when the American flag wasn’t offensive to people that were here, oh, I don’t know, ILLEGALLY.

Website Takeover Ads

admin — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 19:27:17 +0000

Annoying, yet dazzling. Hmmm, maybe I do want to buy your crappy insurance.